Step aside, Betty Crocker, this retro queen is serving looks and lethal doses of sarcasm. It’s a mood, a mantra, and a warning label disguised as vintage sass. Featuring a mischievous 1950s-inspired housewife who knows kindness is overrated and poison is underrated, this is the perfect blend of sweet and sinister. Pair it with jeans, boots, or your best “don’t test me” smirk for maximum effect. Whether you’re carving pumpkins, stirring up drama, or plotting your next “accidentally on purpose,” this proves one thing: kindness may be free, but cyanide costs extra.
