Because nothing says “Halloween spirit” like a bloody balloon invitation to your untimely doom. This keeps it simple: one red balloon, one terrifying promise. This is a public service announcement that storm drains are not playgrounds. Perfect for letting your friends know you’re the “red flag” they warned each other about or passing subtle death threats at the family pumpkin carving night. Side effects may include random men named Georgie sprinting in the opposite direction. Buy one now, or float forever.
