Cross the Delaware. Cross the line. Hell, cross your arms in defiance, just make sure you’re wearing this when you do it. This captures George Washington and the boys mid-revolutionary badassery, sailing into history like they’ve got redcoats to ruin and zero f*cks to give. The boat proudly bears the motto “THIS WE’LL DEFEND,” just in case anyone forgot what this country was built on: grit, ice, and god-tier mustaches. Perfect for history buffs or rogue patriots.
