Who needs a costume when you can look like the evidence? This design screams “I’ve seen some things… and now so have you.” Perfect for convincing strangers you’re not the “final girl” but instead the sequel nobody asked for. It’s not fashion, it’s forensic evidence disguised as drip. Wear it to the party and watch people decide whether to laugh, run, or call 911. Either way, you’ll be the most memorable person in the room (and possibly on the evening news). Warning: May cause people to ask, “Is that real blood?” to which the correct answer is always, “Don’t worry about it.”
