Coffin Thrust

Why just rest in peace when you can thrust in pieces? For the freaks who know Halloween isn’t just about skeletons in the closet, it’s about skeletons getting their pelvises rattled six feet under. With two bony lovers locked in the kind of graveyard grind that would make Dracula blush, this declares: you’ve mastered the dark art of stamina, style, and spine-snapping thrust power. Rock this when you want to be the life of the party and the afterlife of the bedroom. Warning: May one too many people volunteering to be your “final girl.”