Classy, sassy, and a little… bone-y. This is for the smooth operator who shows up in a tux, orders a martini, and still finds time to crack a stiff joke. Our bony playboy is dressed sharper than James Bond, but instead of saving the world, he’s just trying not to poke anyone’s eye out. Slip this bad boy on and let everyone know your funny bone isn’t the only thing that’s rock hard. Great for parties, dates, or anywhere you want to prove that death might be eternal, but your sense of humor is fully erect.
