You’re not just a snack, you’re the whole damn garage. For the bad bitches who know their body isn’t a temple, it’s a drive-thru carwash with optional rear entry and zero judgment. It's a classy little memo for the fellas who like to take the scenic route through the cul-de-sac before reverse parking with enthusiasm. Whether he’s driving stick or paddle shifting his way through your curves, this tee says loud and proud: “Two doors, no waiting.”
