Yeah, it’s that kind of shirt. Forget the dim lighting, incense, and sketchy massage tables, this Happy Ending comes locked, loaded, and rocking a silenced sidearm. The geisha on the back isn’t here to rub your shoulders… she’s here to rub out your problems. Equal parts seductive and savage, this design is a nod to the oldest joke in the book: sometimes you walk into the parlor for a back rub, and sometimes you walk out with a story you’ll never tell your wife. Either way, it’s a happy ending. Perfect for anyone who knows “self-care” comes in many forms.
