Why spend $80 on a polyester nightmare you’ll sweat through in 10 minutes when you can rock this and still get free candy? This is the official uniform for people who know Halloween isn’t about costumes, it’s about beer, candy, and bad decisions. Throw it on and instantly transform into: The guy who gave up on life but not on liquor or the girl who’s too hot for face paint. You'll be the legend who shows up with zero effort and still steals the spotlight.
