For the Dad who grills like a gladiator and remote-controls his empire like Caesar himself. Where ancient Roman badassery meets modern-day fatherhood. Featuring a Spartan helmet flanked by a crossed beer bottle and remote (the sacred tools of all suburban warriors). Perfect to wear while dominating the thermostat like a true general, conquering backyard BBQs, and Saturday naps. Designed for dads who fight the good fight, one beer, one remote, one embarrassing dance move at a time. Command respect. Grill meat. Rule the couch. DAD-A-CUS has spoken.
