Because salad, silence, and socialism ain’t on the menu. 100% USDA-approved patriotism, aged in oak barrels, grilled over open flame, and locked, cocked, and ready to rock. Whether you’re sippin’ whiskey on your porch, grilling a T-bone thicker than your ex’s daddy issues, or cleaning your favorite piece while humming the national anthem, this is your battle flag. This says you believe in rare steak and well-done freedom, you know bourbon is better than yoga and your safe word is "2nd Amendment."
