Who needs a $120 Spirit Halloween getup when your credit card is already haunting you? This is for the broke, the ballsy, and the ones who know the real horror story is the price of groceries. Slip this on and you’re instantly a “Budget Ghoul.” Pair it with jeans, sweatpants, or yesterday’s hangover, it all works. It’s the costume that says: “I gave up on life, but at least I showed up.” Warning: Wearing this may cause people to buy you pity shots or ask if they can Venmo you $5. Either way - you win.
