That’s not the face of a man who’s here for milk and cookies. That’s the face of a man who knows exactly why you texted “u up?” on December 24th. This puts the ho ho ho back in your holidays with a Santa who’s clearly been professionally trained in extracurricular chimney activities. Announce to the world that you’re into beards for… practical reasons. Santa looks like he’s about to say “sit on my lap” and he’s not talking about gift requests. That beard? Certified, USDA-approved, holiday-grade pleasure device.
