For the believer who knows Bigfoot didn’t vanish… he just dipped out of society to vibe through December wrapped in discount Christmas lights. This features the most confident holiday cryptid ever spotted serving festive drip, rocking a Santa hat like he owns the forest, and strutting like he’s late to a secret elf afterparty. Wear it when you want people to believe… not in folklore, but in your ability to outshine everyone’s ugly sweater energy by at least 10,000 lumens.
