Every character on this shirt is out here wearing their dumbass mask like we’re STILL wiping down groceries and fist-bumping because handshakes were “too spicy.” Santa looks like he’s about to yell “Fauci said NO CHIMNEYS.” Rudolph’s masked up like he’s leading a reindeer union strike. The elf? He’s 100% the guy who still double-masks alone in his Prius. Even the gingerbread man is covered, he’s literally made of bread, bro. This is the perfect “I survived the stupid era” souvenir. A savage holiday tribute to that time we all pretended a cloth sock on our face was magical force-field technology. Wear it to Christmas dinner. Wear it around your conspiracy-theory uncle.
