If Christmas has you one peppermint-stick away from going full Grinch, this is your emotional support beverage. It’s Christmas proudly declares what every woman is really thinking as she dodges drama and burnt cookies. Slip this on, pour yourself a festive glass of “don’t talk to me,” and let everyone know you’re embracing the season the only sane way: half jolly, half feral, fully hydrated. Perfect for wine nights, tree decorating, and surviving the family group chat. It’s cozy, cute, and delivers the exact level of holiday honesty. Cheers, you beautifully chaotic Christmas queen.
