Tis the season to… avoid everyone. This is for the festive gremlin in your life who loves Christmas lights but hates small talk. Featuring our beloved green menace peeking out like, ‘Who summoned me… and why?’ Perfect for dodging coworkers, in-laws, random strangers, and anyone who says ‘We should do a Secret Santa this year!’ Let the world know: Holiday cheer? Yes. Holiday people? Absolutely not.
