This practically kicks the door in and yells, “LOOK AT ME, I PARTICIPATED.” It’s the perfect shirt for the holiday season: Festive enough that Grandma can’t complain, rude enough that your cousins stop asking why you’re still single, cozy enough to hide the fact that you’ve been drinking since noon. This announces you’re embracing the Christmas spirit… begrudgingly. Holiday cheer: 20%. Holiday attitude: 200%. Vibes: immaculate.
