This is the shirt you wear when you fully intend to wake up on December 26th surrounded by wrapping paper, bad decisions, and at least one ornament you did not put on the tree. Designed for the holly jolly menace who brings a flask to Midnight Mass, spikes the eggnog like they’re trying to solve a family argument with ethanol, turns every Christmas light display into a personal rave, or has been banned from at least one company holiday party. Those cute little trees? They’re here to witness your downfall. Those colorful lights? They’re not twinkling, they’re warning everyone that you’re about to turn the North Pole into a full-blown party. That Santa hat? It’s hanging on by a thread… just like your self-control.
