Ho ho hell no. Santa took one look at your behavior this year, checked his list twice, squinted real hard… and still came to the same conclusion: absolutely nothing for you, champ. This is for the bold, the unbothered, and the “Santa can catch these hands” energy crowd. Featuring jolly ol’ St. Nick serving the coldest holiday read of the season, it’s perfect for parties, ugly sweater contests, and reminding your friends why they stopped inviting you to family-friendly events. Spread the cheer and ruin Christmas responsibly.
