Ever tried to wrap gifts at 2 a.m., stepped on a rogue ornament, burned the cookies and realized you forgot Karen’s Secret Santa gift… all in the same hour? Perfect for the person who’s trying really, really hard not to drop the Big Boy Words around the kids, the in-laws, and that one judgy cousin who brings a quinoa casserole to Christmas dinner. Bold. Festive. And honestly the most accurate summary of the holiday season. Grab yours now and embrace the spirit of “I ALMOST SAID IT… BUT I DIDN’T.” A Christmas miracle, tbh.
