Ladies, some of you aren’t just “nice.” You’re so good you’ve got Santa making unscheduled return trips like Amazon with free same-day delivery. This is for the woman who knows she’s a gift all by herself, no bow required. The woman who turns milk and cookies into a full-body religious experience. The woman who has Santa burning through PTO, rubbing his lower back, and mumbling, “Ho… ho… ho… LORD have mercy.” You’re the reason Santa’s beard is a little curlier this year, Mrs. Claus is suspicious, & the sleigh suspension will never be the same.
