Forget chestnuts roasting - this shirt is here to roast innocence itself. If you’ve ever looked at the phrase “Santa Claus Is Coming” and thought, “Damn… same,” congratulations: this was made for you. This vintage-style Santa isn’t here to drop off presents… He’s here to deliver a different kind of holiday payload, and judging by that smirk, he’s been saving up all year. Perfect for holiday parties where the drinks are strong and the morals are weak, couples who plan on unwrapping each other, or anyone who wants to make Santa’s naughty list.
