Look, Santa used to be a wholesome “hey hey hey” kind of dude… Then he met your mom and suddenly the only thing he’s saying is “hey… you up?” Slip this on and watch your family collectively malfunction while Santa ghostwrites his own naughty list from your mom’s house. Perfect for derailing holiday dinners, annihilating fragile innocence, and reminding everyone that Santa doesn’t just deliver presents, sometimes he delivers consequences.
