Let’s be real, that little Elf has been narcing on you all December like he’s on Santa’s payroll… because he is. This is your official declaration of WAR. Snitches? They get stitches. Elves? They get double. Perfect for anyone who’s sick of being monitored by a plastic tattletale with a superiority complex. Wear it, smirk, and let the Elf know you’re done playing his reindeer games. Not recommended for actual elves. They can’t handle this kind of heat.
