Behold: the shirt that perfectly captures the spirit of December... unbothered, overfed, and built like a holiday snack. This is peak festive confidence. The ‘I ate the cookies AND the plate’ energy. Slip this masterpiece on and instantly transform into the human embodiment of a Christmas Eve thirst trap. Announce to the world that you, too, are carrying enough holiday cheer in the rear to make Rudolph blush. Soft enough to nap in and bold enough to intimidate mall Santas.
