This isn’t just festive, it’s a public service announcement that you (or the lucky bastard you’re buying it for) are officially, unequivocally, undeniably… well hung. This stocking isn’t subtle. It’s not meant to be. It’s the holiday version of saying, “Yeah, I brought the Yule log.” Rock this and let everyone know: This Christmas, the only thing longer than the naughty list… is you.
