For when a simple “I miss you” just doesn’t pack enough nightmare fuel. This shirt features everyone’s least-favorite clown grinning like he just found a balloon animal made of your soul—and he’s calling you home.
The bold red letters scream it louder than your mom when she caught you sneaking in at 3AM: COME HOME. Creepy? Yes. Comfortably soft cotton? Also yes. Perfect for sending a chilling message without ever saying a word.
Wear it to:
Family reunions where you don’t want to be asked about your job.
Trick-or-treat duty when you want kids to leave the whole candy bowl alone.
That one ex’s house who still owes you a hoodie.
⚠️ Disclaimer: May cause neighbors to cross the street, small children to cry, and unexpected sewer drain friendships.
Snag yours before they float away. 🎈
