This masterpiece is for the dads, uncles, grandpas, and rugged handymen who don’t ask for help… because duct tape is the help. Broken lawn chair? Duct tape. Car bumper flappin’? Duct tape. Cracked marriage? …duct tape (okay, maybe not, but it’s worth a try). Around here we solve problems the blue-collar way without whining, without manuals, and with a tool that costs $3.99 at the gas station.
Pairs perfectly with:
A cold beer.
A half-finished deck.
And a long list of shit your wife “asked you to fix months ago."
