We’re not saying alcohol is the solution… We’re just saying it helps clarify feelings. This is for women who don’t chase attention - they wait patiently while it walks over after a few drinks. It’s cute, colorful, and brutally honest in that “I know exactly how this night is ending” kind of way. Sweet on the outside. Unfiltered on the inside. Powered by tequila and bad decisions. Sometimes romance isn’t about love, it’s about timing and a strong pour. We’ll pretend it was fate.
