When the turkey hits the table, so does your inner beast. This flips the switch from “grateful” to FEAST MODE because portion control is for the weak and leftovers are a lifestyle. Perfect for: Dominating the dinner table like it’s leg day, stretching in preparation for your third plate, or letting everyone know you’re not here to nibble, you’re here to achieve greatness Soft, cozy, and forgiving enough to handle post-pie regret. Put it on, power up, and let the gravy gains begin.
