Forget the deadbeat jokes, this is for the real MVPs: the dads who didn’t vanish into the dairy aisle abyss. He left for milk... AND ACTUALLY CAME BACK—with 2%, almond, and emotional stability. The swagger that says, “I pay the bills, change the oil, and still find time to grill steaks and coach Little League.” Whether you're a Day-One Dad, a Step-Up Dad, or just the guy who didn’t run off with the babysitter, this is your battle flag. Perfect For: Father’s Day flexing and parent-teacher conferences.
