Because not everyone is here for the candy corn, the fun-size Snickers, or Karen’s sad little bowl of off-brand Tootsie Rolls. Some of us are here to get drunk, raise hell, and tell Halloween exactly how we feel, and this does it for you. Perfect for storming the costume party or just flexing your “don’t f*ck with me” vibes, this will make sure nobody mistakes you for the friendly neighbor handing out treats.
