You know who you are. The unsung hero of the bedroom. The lip-service legend. The grandmaster of going downtown and not coming up ‘til someone’s legs are twitching like a faulty car battery. This is for you. A cheeky little platypus with a tongue that’s seen some sh*t and lived to lap another day. Perfect for date night, Taco Tuesday, or any occasion where you're ready to prove that actions really do speak louder than words (and that your tongue doesn’t quit).
