Tired of picking up his socks, explaining the dishwasher again, and pretending not to hear his stupid YouTube videos at full volume? This shirt is your sarcastic battle flag. Perfect for wives who’ve seen it all, done it all, and still got ghosted on their anniversary plans. It’s not bitter, it’s brutally hilarious. Whether you’re out for wine night with the girls or just need something comfy while silently plotting your next "accidental" Amazon splurge, this has your back. Divorced? Wear it loud. Still married? Wear it louder. Happily single? Wear it with champagne. Grab one for yourself and one for your bestie in marital misery. Because love may fade, but sarcasm lasts forever.
