Forget carving pumpkins with kitchen knives, this one comes with a pin. It’s half jack-o-lantern, half high-explosive attitude, and 100% bad news for anyone standing too close. This isn’t “spooky cute,” it’s a walking hazard sign. Rock it at the Halloween party and watch everyone wonder if you’re about to hand out candy or clear the block. Either way, it’s the only pumpkin guaranteed to go out with a bang.
