You didn’t come to Grandma’s table to “save room for later.” You came to dominate. This is for the true Thanksgiving warriors, the ones who see a third helping as a personal challenge and a nap as a tactical retreat. Rock this proudly as you stare down that final slice of pie like it owes you money. Because in your house, there are no leftovers… only legends. Perfect for: the family vacuum cleaner, post-meal champions, and anyone who’s allergic to portion control.
