For the emotionally fragile, this shirt is a certified panic attack. If someone reads it and laughs? They're good people. If they clutch their pearls and file a complaint? You’ve done your job. This is for the unapologetic legends who treat “offensive” like a badge of honor and use sarcasm as their first language. The kind of folks who can clear a room at Thanksgiving with one comment and still get invited back because deep down, they’re the only ones telling the truth.
