Nothing screams “freedom” like sarcastically begging Big Brother to tighten the leash, right? Said literally no patriot ever. This is for the ones who read the Constitution more than headlines, don’t trust anyone with three titles and a podium, and damn sure never asked for a nanny state. Wear it like a verbal eye-roll for every politician who thinks they know better than you. Perfect for barbecues, protests, or just glaring at your tax bill.
