You ever seen a bald eagle do a combat patrol? You have now. This majestic murder pigeon is laced up, locked in, and ready to stack bodies like sandbags. Featuring our freedom-feathered friend kitted out in full warfighter drip, M16, boots with the eagle toes pokin’, this shirt screams, “I came here to chew jerky and lay hate, and I’m all outta jerky.” Perfect for patrol, the gym, or reminding others that the only thing more American than bald eagles is bald eagles with rifles. Guaranteed to ruffle feathers.
