Whether your six-pack has evolved into a well-insulated tactical keg or your abs are currently in stealth mode, this is your battle cry. Rock that glorious gut with confidence, because you didn’t get soft, you got seasoned. Perfect for grilling meats of unknown origin, yelling “close the damn door, I’m not air conditioning the whole neighborhood,” and falling asleep during any movie after 8:30 PM. Made with ultra-soft cotton that stretches just enough to handle your bloat.
