Calling all key party connoisseurs and pineapple patch aficionados, here's your flirty fruit flag. Make it loud and clear: you’re not just here for the barbecue... unless that’s a euphemism. You’ll be the undisputed MVP of the potluck and the afterparty. Whether you're hosting, guest starring, or just browsing the produce aisle with intent, this whispers, "my safe word is piña colada." Perfect for: Backyard bonanzas that go well past midnight and vacation resorts with suspiciously friendly neighbors Warning: May attract other consenting adults with similar tastes in fruit.
