Let’s cut the crap, you’re not here for pumpkin spice and polite conversation. You’re here because you love spooky shit, you love Halloween, and you REALLY love dropping the F-bomb like it’s free candy on October 31st. This shirt says what everyone’s already thinking: you’re equal parts witchy, rowdy, and not afraid to cuss out a ghost if it tries to haunt your house. Perfect for pumpkin patch strolls, haunted houses, or just flipping off Karen in the grocery store when she gives you side-eye.
