For the men who know the Mission isn’t over ‘til she’s waterlogged. You’re not out here giving half-assed performances and dry finishes, you’re on a damn hydration tour. For the dudes who don’t clock out until she’s shaking, soaked, and speaking in tongues. And let’s be honest: You don’t ask where the towel is, you are the towel. You don’t hit it and quit it, you drip it and flip it. Wear this to show your support for the ladies who turn bedrooms into splash zones and mattresses into crime scenes.
