Being a dad comes with responsibilities: fixing stuff, embarrassing your kids, and testing every bite of their food for “safety.” For enforcing the Dad Tax, a sacred law that states any food in your child’s possession is subject to immediate inspection. Whether it’s fries, cookies, or the last bite of a McFlurry… it’s not theft, it’s protection. Remember: You’re not hungry. You’re being a hero. WARNING: Dad jokes not included.
