Tired of weak, sleepy pumpkins that collapse before Halloween night? Say no more. The Trumpkin is here to dominate your front porch and your wardrobe. With its golden locks, fiery stare, and a grin that says, “Believe me, this is the best jack-o-lantern, everyone says so” this isn’t just festive, it’s YUGE. Whether you’re handing out candy, running the neighborhood costume contest, or just triggering your liberal neighbors from across the cul-de-sac, this will have you standing tall and orange. Bold. Patriotic. 110% better than any crooked pumpkin on the market. Make Halloween Great Again. One shirt at a time.
