Ah, the sweet nostalgia of chaos and poor decision-making. It’s emotional damage & sarcasm stitched into fabric. Whether you spent years dodging PowerPoint ambushes, watching E-4s reenact Jackass in uniform, or surviving leadership decisions made by certified lunatics, this shirt speaks your language. This is your honorable discharge notice from the Greatest Shitshow on Earth. But let’s be real… you didn’t hate all of it. Some of those clowns? Grade-A degenerates you’d still take a bullet (or at least a bar tab) for.
