Why waste money on a Halloween costume when you can roll up looking like you just finished disposing of the evidence? The bloody handprints design makes it perfect for when you want people to wonder if you’re festive, unhinged, or both. Ideal for haunted houses, late-night alley strolls, or just scaring the hell out of your neighbors when you check the mail. It’s less “pumpkin spice” and more “crime scene chic.” May cause unsolicited 911 calls, suspicious stares, and awkward small talk that starts with “so… you good?”
