Four score and seven screams ago, Abe crawled out of his coffin, and he’s not here to debate. This isn’t the Lincoln you read about in history class; this is the undead emancipator, the stovepipe-hat slasher, the man who freed the skeletons from your closet. With a blood-red backdrop and a grin sharper than his axe. Fun fact: He still can’t tell a lie… but he can definitely take a life.
