For the brave souls still rocking that wedding band while silently mouthing “WTF” during every couples’ argument. A brutally honest review from the trenches of holy matrimony. It’s the perfect way to say, “I love my wife... but if she asks me to fix one more thing while I’m on the toilet, I’m filing for Wi-Fi custody.” Comes pre-loaded with sarcasm and 0% chance of getting the last word. May result in prolonged silent treatment, but hey, wasn’t that the goal?
